Joe Says:
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Starring collection of blue pixels capable of infinitely more facial expressions than Keanu Reeves.
Rock Paper Shotgun





Concerned Joe is a puzzle platformer about Joe!

He is concerned about his life because he will
explode if he stops moving.

He has to constantly go back & forth due to a disease called I.H.T.M.O.I.D Short for “I have to move or I'll die”.

Inflicted upon him by the same evil, mysterious and
sarcastic programmer who created him. His identity is unknown but one thing is for sure... He is a d*#k!

He created a virtual underground facility in his video game universe and filled it with cruel puzzles for Joe!

Will Joe escape the clutches of the evil programmer or will he be forever trapped in this video game universe?

Find out the answer to this cheesy question and many more once the game is released later this year!



Coming out soon to a distribution platform near you.
PC (Windows), Mac & Linux later this year!




Best surprise of the 2013 Game Developers Conference.
Rus - venturebeat.com





IT FEATURES
  • Unintuitive puzzles that will make you feel like a retard and scream in agony.

  • Narration by Johnny Utah throughout the whole experience playing the malefic programmer of the game.

  • User friendly level editor and more levels than you can ever play! (literally)

  • Innovative experimental game modes, TONS of them!

  • Possibly multiplayer modes. Maybe co-op, maybe arena mode. More reasons to rage with your friends.

  • A story that will make you question the very meaning of life!



Yes, that's very nice sweetie.
Developer's mom




Until then, you can follow the game's development on our devblog! We do weekly updates as well as post about every nook and cranny that goes into the development.


Or, if you want even more you can watch us work in real time on our live stream page.







Concerned Joe is created by Those Awesome Guys Llc. Yes, we're a real company.